Stationery.
Everywhere you go in Japan you can find hundreds of stores selling all kinds of stationery. There seems to be a national obsession with all things related to office supplies. But of course, nothing is safe from the Engrish touch.


On the side of a paper cup: "The art of hot - Because side by side, i'll be yours forever. Please don't weep."



Fab the home.



Relax, with bits.



More bits!



A personal favourite in this category: "This is the most comfortable notebook you have ever run into."






Text: "Please enjoy graceful time of the afternoon with
the pie of YAMAZAKI in the cafe terrace of a chic town."



Text: "The flowers in recollection sing a poem in sepia color. Time seems to return
to the turn of it's beautiful melody flow. Please listen to the dream a fresh heart
discloses. Please look at my fresh face. Please receive it just when you open
your heart. A bouquet to all of you over the world."



For some reason this text was on the outside of a packet you collect your photographs in. Fruity Photos!



When I think about this text, I get brain damage.



Magic Tomte bread!
Caption: "Our little friend "Tomte" use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that,
Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE
tell us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ..........TOMTE's secret.
HOKUO as. BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE's land."

TOMTE is apparently the Swedish version of Santa Claus.




Text: "How much we can think and act during a limited time when it's one day? Being busy like forgetting a day time or looking forward to set of the sun. Todays sky is very far, and will tomorrow also be fine?"



Text: "Stylish lunch is essential energy source for boys."
My lunch is stylish.



Mmm, fragrant panda droppings. Just what every diary needs.



And here in this photo album will you experience engrish nightmares.



I've found it! Pure Life!



My heart bottom is very frank.



"Spanking by the sea!"







For a superior blow.