Clothing
Not content to just display mangled english phrases over all their products, the Japanese are also quite happy to adorn themselves with them too. Here's a selection of the best (worst?).


From a tshirt.






Text reads: This product is made from real duck down. Duck do wear the light and warm duck down.
Try saying that five times quickly.



Text Reads: "Point away from each other, stead towards each other before. This figure is the sin sum of the two triangling but quite clear of signal so stand jangelists(?)" Riiiight. This was on a duvet.



Shirt Reads: "I Love my Hysteric. Fuck."



Shirt Reads: "Howards Family. When great gentlemens come together in a place. It could happen. All these gentlemens are Howards family. Everybody knows them. But nobody knows. Why they came together...... just play cards."



Refreshed and Foppish! From a clothing tag.



Closeup:




Oh thanks, I had forgotten what those things were. This was taken from a T-Shirt. Nice pictograms.



Text Reads: "Spread Beaver. Showing the vaginal area." Apparently this is a popular music group.



"Woody Home". On a pair of womens panties no less.




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